I Craft So I Don’t Have to Choke People T-Shirt

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A quietly confident tee for the people who know that “I Care So I Don’t Shake People” is a whole philosophy. The front carries a subtle “Market” mark, while the back pairs the message with a handwritten-style signature, expressive accents, and a small heart. It feels thoughtful without being loud—an easy layer for coffee runs, creative days, casual meetups, or moments when you want your clothes to say a little more. Made from lightweight ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neckline, it has a smooth printing surface, comfortable tear-away label, and a clean silhouette that moves easily through everyday life. The tubular construction creates a seamless look at the sides, while ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt keep its shape. Adult sizing. Heather and specialty colors contain blended fibers.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton; heather and specialty colors use cotton-polyester blends
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric with a smooth surface designed for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline, tubular construction, and no side seams
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for lasting comfort and shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton and adult sizing

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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A quietly confident tee for the people who know that “I Care So I Don’t Shake People” is a whole philosophy. The front carries a subtle “Market” mark, while the back pairs the message with a handwritten-style signature, expressive accents, and a small heart. It feels thoughtful without being loud—an easy layer for coffee runs, creative days, casual meetups, or moments when you want your clothes to say a little more. Made from lightweight ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neckline, it has a smooth printing surface, comfortable tear-away label, and a clean silhouette that moves easily through everyday life. The tubular construction creates a seamless look at the sides, while ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt keep its shape. Adult sizing. Heather and specialty colors contain blended fibers.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton; heather and specialty colors use cotton-polyester blends
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric with a smooth surface designed for printing
- Classic fit with crew neckline, tubular construction, and no side seams
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for lasting comfort and shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically grown US cotton and adult sizing

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors